Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

F? No k

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

I am a women

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Sophie Cameron is Gay

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Who is it?

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

You're welcome!

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

you lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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