- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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