What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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That's what she didn't say

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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