At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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