- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

bryden is a faggot

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Do you know the muffin man? No

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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