- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

knock knock no ones home

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

LIFE :(

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

charlie sheen losing

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