once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

meh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

tom pauling

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Cheese stick

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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