What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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