- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call gingers ugly.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

balls

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

9/11

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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