Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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42, that is all

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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