- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Basically copying you.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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