- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock Knock Go Away

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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