When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Penis

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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