This is a joke. Laugh!

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A horse walks into a barn.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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speech and debate.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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