what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How old are you? 20

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

A man makes a sandwich.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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