- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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