What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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