- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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