- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

rebecca is a hard worker

Hello Braydon

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

penis

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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