- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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