- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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