A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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