What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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