Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Spotto

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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my gramma died

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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