What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Gun Control

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Hillary Clinton

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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