- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

pickle sniffer

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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