What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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George Bush.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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