- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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