What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Needless to say,

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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