Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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why does column have a letter n?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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