- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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