- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

a man walked into a bar ouch

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Dylan is a person

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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