Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's the difference between a duck?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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