- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Ju... Just why?

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

hi

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Ju... Just why?

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

hi

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.