- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patriarchy.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Bob dole

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Do your parents know you're gay?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

all these jokes suck ass

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