why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Shut the cork up!

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Anti Joke

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