What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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