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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

mc hammers income.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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