- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

knock knock ... no one was in

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Your Mom.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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