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Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Jesus was a good guy

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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