How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Penisland

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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