Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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