What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Tucker Rivera

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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