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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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