What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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