Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Knock knock Come in

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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