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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

God is real.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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