- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

this website is a bad joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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