A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

9/11 my birthday

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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