- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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